Today, we raise a glass to the A train lady with the pink hair.
I've seen her on the train not just once, but twice now. That makes her a local celebrity.
Dear miss - miz? - missus? Your pink hair is so tastefully shocking. So shockingly tasteful. You wear your magenta stripe as though it were the most natural thing in the world. As though, instead of going gray, you are going awesome. And mad props on pulling off the toe rings.