Meet Herman -
He's a hermit crab who has been prodded, pushed and honked at one time too many.
Now, he's not taking it anymore!
See Herman in all his fantastic adventures, including Herman the Misanthropic Hermit Crab and the Mystery of the Urine-Soaked Public Toilet Seat,
Herman the Misanthropic Hermit Crab Wants You To Know That Honking Doesn't In Fact Make Your Car Move Faster,
and the classic,
Herman the Misanthropic Hermit Crab Gets Fired From Starbucks for Throwing a Latte in a Customer's Face Following a Libertarian Debate.
Coming to bookstores soon.
Unless we decide that you people don't deserve to read our books.
He's a hermit crab who has been prodded, pushed and honked at one time too many.
Now, he's not taking it anymore!
See Herman in all his fantastic adventures, including Herman the Misanthropic Hermit Crab and the Mystery of the Urine-Soaked Public Toilet Seat,
Herman the Misanthropic Hermit Crab Wants You To Know That Honking Doesn't In Fact Make Your Car Move Faster,
and the classic,
Herman the Misanthropic Hermit Crab Gets Fired From Starbucks for Throwing a Latte in a Customer's Face Following a Libertarian Debate.
Coming to bookstores soon.
Unless we decide that you people don't deserve to read our books.
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