BRING IT BACK!!!

I am obsessed with this song. My fantasy is that Jay Sean wanted to collaborate, but his label cheaped out and got him Sean Paul for the price of a bottle of Patron and stole Lil' Jon's giant pimp cup and wouldn't give it back until he screamed "Bring it BACK!" enough times to fill the song.

Tell Me That's Not A Coincidence!!!

It's Fleet Week, along with Glee in Concert in NY and SATC2 in theatres. Don't Ask Don't Tell just got repealed.

OF COURSE!!! They don't need it anymore to find gays in the military and kick them out!

They just wait in the theatres of both shows and see who turns up in uniform, then kick them out of the military. Sneaky, but brilliant.

Talk About A Shoegasm...

Sure, it goes against the laws of nature. But he still doesn't love shoes nearly as much as Carrie Bradshaw.

The Same Goes For Italians

New Yorkers in the Rain
Either go Inside
Or Go Insane!

Sign of the Apocalypse

The KFC Double Down Sandwich -

When A Sandwich Stops Involving Bread Of Some Kind, The Four Horsemen Can't Be Far Behind.

I Never Thought About It Like That

Wonder If Anyone "Falls" For It...

The People of Amsterdam

Are all between the ages of 17 and 40.

All speak perfect English.

Are basically the most patient people in the entire world.

The Flying Pig Uptown Hostel in Amsterdam

Everything about this place is party-proofed - from the fact that the windows are locked shut, the kitchen is only open for certain hours, the lights are all on motion sensors, there is an in-house bar open til 2am, the desk clerks are all super friendly and helpful and speak English, and there is a park right next door for chilling out in.

The only thing that's confusing about this place is the name of the street it's on: Voussissoussisstraat?

Dude...I like...totally "get" Amsterdam now...

Amsterdam is Disneyland for adults - complete with boat rides, a carnival in the middle of town, expensive food and drinks, and the tram system to take you around when you're too "confused" to get back home.

The Native Cuisine In Amsterdam

Some examples:

Pineapple and cheese sandwiches

French fries with mayonnaise

Pancakes with pineapple and cheese

Ben & Jerry's served on freshly-made waffles

Whole entire fish, served on the street, eaten whole.

Amsterdam's Death Rate

Is comprised of 59% college kids getting hit by trams, 5% college kids getting hit by motorbikes, 2% college kids getting hit by cars, 33% college kids falling into canals, and 1% other.