Wednesday, November 18, 2009

How To Tell If The Hip Club You're In Is Actually A Gay Bar

The name of the place is a single monosyllabic word, or simply a picture of a rooster.

The girls dancing in the cages are really, really tall and actually friendly.

Lady Gaga (or a man dressed up as Lady Gaga) is there.

There is any sort of foam.

The only beer on tap is Stella Artois.

The restrooms are labelled thusly: Men and "Women".

That might be Neil Patrick Harris in the corner.

Instead of the football game, the televisions are playing tennis, rugby, or the latest episode of "Glee".

You Might Be A Tourist If...

...you're taking a picture with your friends in front of the New Moon merchandise display in Toys 'R' Us. You know what you did.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Monday, November 2, 2009

Movie Review - Law Abiding Citizen

An eye for an eye makes a senselessly bloody film.

Gerard Butler pokes out a few other people's eyes as well.
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