Saturday, September 26, 2009

I Couldn't Agree More

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Top Three Fortune Cookie Fortunes

1. "Enjoy yourself while you can." ...because this cookie is poinsoned.

2. "Love is the first feeling people feel because love is nice." File that one under DUH.

3. "About time I got out of that cookie."

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Lohengrin-and-Bear it

For some reason, I see a lot of similarities between Wagner's "Elsa's Procession to the Cathedral" and ABBA's "Arrival".

Sunday, September 20, 2009

NO SCRUBS!

Scrub Dog  Hollas at yo gurl
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An Old Classic, Made Current...

Knock Knock...

"Who's there?"

Interrupting cow.

"Interrupting cow wh-"

Yo, yo, I'm-a let you finish, but MOO.

(Spread it around. You know you want to.)

I blame the parents...they named her "Muffin".

http://lxtv.com/openhousenyc/video/9848

This woman is a gas...or maybe that's what she's been huffing...

Saturday, September 12, 2009

This Is One of the Weirdest Things I Have Seen in New York...

Have you ever seen someone eat an avocado, whole, peeling it and taking bites out of it? I have.

On A Related Note, There's a Lost Turtle in the Bowery Somewhere...

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At Least She Was Honest With Herself

A woman I spoke to (or at least, attempted to speak to) on the phone recently said only this:

"I cannot English"

And

"Leave a message?"

How would I leave a message? Would she take it down phonetically? That would be something to see.

Remember These From School?

song chart memes
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I don't entirely agree with the sentiment, but I find the concept amusing.

And That's Not Counting the Pickpockets

Tourists to Times Square today were thrice robbed:

1. "$10 for an UMBRELLA???"
2. "$5 for a poncho???"
3. "And it's so foggy, you can't even see the Empire State Building!"

And That's Not Counting the Pickpockets

Tourists to Times Square today were thrice robbed:

1. "$10 for an UMBRELLA???"
2. "$5 for a poncho???"
3. "And it's so foggy, you can't even see the Empire State Building!"

Saturday, September 5, 2009

My Newest Obsession...

TMI Weekly...

For anyone who loves Sex and the City. Or just the City.



Find it on YouTube.

Movie Review - 17 Again

Exactly what you think is going to happen, happens. It's Peggy Sue Got Married from a male perspective.

Is it in Brooklyn? Or Harlem?

As of tomorrow, I've lived in New York for one year. That's just long enough to be able to give directions to confused tourists, but still short enough that I don't actually know where Washington Heights is.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

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