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Monday, September 28, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Top Three Fortune Cookie Fortunes
1. "Enjoy yourself while you can." ...because this cookie is poinsoned.
2. "Love is the first feeling people feel because love is nice." File that one under DUH.
3. "About time I got out of that cookie."
2. "Love is the first feeling people feel because love is nice." File that one under DUH.
3. "About time I got out of that cookie."
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Lohengrin-and-Bear it
For some reason, I see a lot of similarities between Wagner's "Elsa's Procession to the Cathedral" and ABBA's "Arrival".
Sunday, September 20, 2009
An Old Classic, Made Current...
Knock Knock...
"Who's there?"
Interrupting cow.
"Interrupting cow wh-"
Yo, yo, I'm-a let you finish, but MOO.
(Spread it around. You know you want to.)
"Who's there?"
Interrupting cow.
"Interrupting cow wh-"
Yo, yo, I'm-a let you finish, but MOO.
(Spread it around. You know you want to.)
I blame the parents...they named her "Muffin".
http://lxtv.com/openhousenyc/video/9848
This woman is a gas...or maybe that's what she's been huffing...
This woman is a gas...or maybe that's what she's been huffing...
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
A Funny Exchange I Had at Work...
Evil Mean Boss: "Did you burn my toast?"
Me: "No, the toaster did."
Sometimes you just need to put bullies in their place.
Me: "No, the toaster did."
Sometimes you just need to put bullies in their place.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
This Is One of the Weirdest Things I Have Seen in New York...
Have you ever seen someone eat an avocado, whole, peeling it and taking bites out of it? I have.
At Least She Was Honest With Herself
A woman I spoke to (or at least, attempted to speak to) on the phone recently said only this:
"I cannot English"
And
"Leave a message?"
How would I leave a message? Would she take it down phonetically? That would be something to see.
"I cannot English"
And
"Leave a message?"
How would I leave a message? Would she take it down phonetically? That would be something to see.
And That's Not Counting the Pickpockets
Tourists to Times Square today were thrice robbed:
1. "$10 for an UMBRELLA???"
2. "$5 for a poncho???"
3. "And it's so foggy, you can't even see the Empire State Building!"
1. "$10 for an UMBRELLA???"
2. "$5 for a poncho???"
3. "And it's so foggy, you can't even see the Empire State Building!"
And That's Not Counting the Pickpockets
Tourists to Times Square today were thrice robbed:
1. "$10 for an UMBRELLA???"
2. "$5 for a poncho???"
3. "And it's so foggy, you can't even see the Empire State Building!"
1. "$10 for an UMBRELLA???"
2. "$5 for a poncho???"
3. "And it's so foggy, you can't even see the Empire State Building!"
Friday, September 11, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
My Newest Obsession...
TMI Weekly...
For anyone who loves Sex and the City. Or just the City.
Find it on YouTube.
For anyone who loves Sex and the City. Or just the City.
Find it on YouTube.
Movie Review - 17 Again
Exactly what you think is going to happen, happens. It's Peggy Sue Got Married from a male perspective.
Is it in Brooklyn? Or Harlem?
As of tomorrow, I've lived in New York for one year. That's just long enough to be able to give directions to confused tourists, but still short enough that I don't actually know where Washington Heights is.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Movie Review - Special
Maybe he's got powers....oh wait, no he doesn't. But maybe he does....nope....or maybe... No, no, he definetly doesn't...Unless....
Well, he definetly has the power to bum me out. Flowers for Algernon for Superheros.
Well, he definetly has the power to bum me out. Flowers for Algernon for Superheros.
Movie Review - Confessions of a Shopaholic
This movie could literally not be any worse.
Stop her before she spends all of Borat's money.
Stop her before she spends all of Borat's money.
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